Entity 13HRP – 0012 – MacZurger Mr Wiggles, known as MacZurger Mr Wiggles, is one of the most grotesque and troubling mixes of corporate parody and predation. He stands far taller than a normal human, shaped like a warped humanoid whose very presence unsettles anyone nearby. His mouth bristles with sharp, uneven metal-like teeth, built more for ripping than chewing. Across his chest stretch rows of eyes, some blinking at odd times, others glassy and still. The effect feels like living surveillance, as though Mr. Wiggles is both watcher and predator. His long claws, sharp enough to cut into metal, scrape surfaces with a harsh rhythm. Witnesses say the sound feels mechanical and ritualistic, like a broken metronome that unbalances focus and sparks panic. Reports note nausea, dizziness, and in one case, hallucinations of chanting voices, suggesting the sound may act as a trigger.

His clothes add to the horror. Mr. Wiggles always appears in a perfect business suit: crisp shirt, neat tie, and polished shoes. The fabric heals damage on its own, repairing tears or burns within hours. This mix of monster and office fashion creates a clash, giving the impression of a corporate manager turned predator. Witnesses describe him as a parody of professionalism, combining authority with menace.

Behavioral Characteristics

Despite his inhuman body, MacZurger Mr Wiggles acts with strange professionalism. Many believe he came from the Mac Zurger Factory of Madness, where business structure and strange architecture mix. He copies boardroom habits with eerie accuracy: finger steepling, tie adjustments, calm “evaluations.” Normal meals disgust him. He dismisses common food as “banal,” asking instead for symbolic or ritual offerings. In one case, he asked for human blood. When given transfusion packs, he drank them with sickening noise so loud that one guard fled. His hunger is not just about feeding—it is a show of control.

With people, Mr. Wiggles acts like a manager. He calls staff “associates,” hands out “performance reviews,” and speaks in business clichés. Analysts argue this is a mask. He reframes hunting as duty and violence as corporate routine. His “executive” role seems vital to his self-image, showing he views himself not as a monster but as a functioning part of a bureaucratic order.

Interview Findings

In interviews, Mr. Wiggles denied working with the ad division of Mac Zurger, even though he looks tied to 13HRP – 0007 – Mac Zurger Ad. He said his role is “strictly operational,” focused on production, not promotion. His polished speech and evasive answers suggested he was hiding links within the Mac Zurger system. Investigators also noticed his tone and gestures matched those in anomalous ads, hinting at a shared style across divisions.

This added to the belief that Mac Zurger is not one whole company but a scattered structure. Each part stays separate, hiding the larger system. Mr. Wiggles’s denial may have been less about truth and more about protecting this hidden design.

Incident Report

Incident 0012 began during routine monitoring. Without warning, MacZurger Mr Wiggles grabbed a researcher, lifted them easily, and ran his jagged tongue across their face. He then said the scientist would make an “excellent meal.” Guards stopped him before worse harm, but the victim suffered deep trauma. This showed that Mr. Wiggles uses his manager role for both intimidation and ritual hunting. After this, the Council ordered constant guard presence, larger response teams, and stronger surveillance.

Containment Protocols

After long debate, the Council approved a controversial deal. Mr. Wiggles was allowed a set feeding plan, limited to unclaimed infant remains taken from morgues under watch. Officials argued this solved morgue crowding and kept Wiggles controlled, though many staff called it unethical. Some said it looked like a negotiation with a monster disguised as order.

Later, Mr. Wiggles asked to meet Olivia Xathriel, calling it “negotiation.” The Grand Council of Thirteen refused, citing risks of manipulation and spread of influence. Current rules stay strict: constant watch, feeding under control, and no outside contact.

Supplementary Observations

Monitors later caught Mr. Wiggles speaking with Entity 0004, showing that anomalies may know each other. Transcripts revealed a strange mix of business talk and ritual speech, suggesting Mac Zurger is less a company and more a ritual machine hidden as one. This made analysts fear that Wiggles is not just a lone figure but part of a wider system.

Checks also showed missing morgue deliveries in the [REDACTED] region. While proof is lacking, many suspect Wiggles’s reach goes beyond his cell, bending supply chains as if they were parts of his company. Findings also link these disruptions to 13HRP – 0016 – Factory Madness, hinting that Wiggles may be a mid-level executive in a larger economy of production and feeding.

Conclusion

Entity 13HRP – 0012 – MacZurger Mr Wiggles embodies the clash of predator and manager. He hides his hunger in the mask of order, turning violence into routine. His feeding habits, his interviews, and his ties with other anomalies show he is not just a prisoner but an active part of a greater corporate-anomalous network. For the Hollow Reality Project, holding him is not only about physical control. It also means resisting the dangerous spread of corporate mimicry, which turns management itself into a stage for horror.

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Published: 2025/08/19 at 5:16 pm

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