13HRP – 0093 – Rubber Suit
Object Class: Crimson Tier — Parasitic Apparel / Corporate Uniform
Alternate Names: “The Grease Skin,” “Zurger Suit,” “Yellow-Red Shell”
Description
13HRP-0093, designated Rubber Suit, is a full-body garment made of glossy, synthetic rubber. The Rubber Suit is primarily yellow with red highlights, resembling the bright colors of fast-food mascots. A large Mac Zurger logocovers the chest, burned into the material so it cannot be removed. Consequently, the logo always remains visible no matter what happens to the Rubber Suit.
At first glance, the Rubber Suit looks like protective gear or promotional costume wear. However, once someone puts it on, the Rubber Suit displays the following anomalous effects:
- Self-Sealing: Once fastened, the zipper vanishes. Therefore, the wearer cannot remove the Rubber Suit without destroying it.
- Skin Adhesion: After 10 minutes, the rubber fuses with the wearer’s skin, producing a burning sensation described as “being dipped in hot fryer oil.”
- Behavioral Shift: Wearers begin to act like Mac Zurger employees, repeating slogans, miming food preparation, and trying to serve imaginary customers. Moreover, they often continue these behaviors until exhaustion.
- Voice Distortion: The wearer’s speech changes into distorted echoes of fast-food jingles. As a result, communication with outsiders becomes almost impossible.
- Final Stage: After several hours, the wearer dissolves inside the Rubber Suit — skin, muscle, and bone vanish — leaving the suit standing upright on its own. Furthermore, no trace of the original person remains.
Containment Procedures
- Secure the Rubber Suit inside a triple-sealed containment locker, hanging on chains so it never touches the ground. In addition, rotate inspection staff weekly to reduce psychological effects.
- Forbid personnel from wearing the Rubber Suit under any circumstance. Consequently, disciplinary measures will follow if anyone disobeys.
- Visual contact remains safe. However, prolonged viewing often causes cravings for fried food and a faint urge to “work a shift.” Therefore, observation sessions must stay short.
Recovery Notes
Investigators recovered the Rubber Suit from a Mirror World Mac Zurger outlet. Locals had reported a staff member who “never left their shift.” When the team arrived, they found the Rubber Suit standing motionless behind the counter, grease dripping steadily from its cuffs. Moreover, they searched the area thoroughly but did not recover a human body.
Directive – Grand Council of Xikeony (Seal)
“If it stands, let it stand alone. Never answer its service.”
— Grand Council of Xikeony, Edict 93.Φ
“Mark 0093 as skin that is not skin. It is not uniform, but absorption.Do not wear the Rubber Suit. Do not honor the logo. The suit is hollow because it makes you hollow.”
Last modified: 2025/09/28 at 22:18 pm
Published: 2025/09/28 at 22:19 pm
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