13HRP – 0069 – Lord FartZord
Description
Entity 13HRP – 0069 – Lord FartZord is classified as a Royal Guard of the GrandMirror Priestess (13HRP-0055). Despite the comical designation, Lord FartZord inspires dread inside the Mirror World. He appears as an armored knight with elongated limbs, his body encased in cracked jade and iron plating that constantly hisses and vents noxious fumes. Witnesses describe Lord FartZord as always within thirteen meters of the Priestess, moving silently until he releases bursts of toxic air that corrode metal, burn skin, and induce hallucinations.
Although his armor looks ceremonial, the gases that seep from every fracture in Lord FartZord’s form act as weapons. Reports confirm that his “breath storms” linger for hours and warp corridors into mirrored mazes, trapping intruders until they suffocate. Consequently, teams classify Lord FartZord as one of the most persistent threats tied to the Priestess.
Known Properties
- Toxic Emissions: The fumes cause rapid disorientation. Inhaling for more than 30 seconds brings blindness, laughter-induced convulsions, or unconsciousness. Victims exposed to Lord FartZord’s emissions often collapse within minutes, reinforcing the danger of proximity to him.
- Aura of Mockery: Victims often hear echoes of mocking laughter during exposure. Many describe feeling humiliated before collapse, which shows how Lord FartZord uses psychological force alongside his gas. Reports indicate this aura stretches beyond the immediate area, leaving lasting unease in survivors who recall Lord FartZord’s laughter.
- Guardian’s Bond: Lord FartZord never remains away from the Priestess for more than thirteen minutes. When separated, he reappears behind her in a flash of distorted air. This phenomenon supports the theory that Lord FartZord is tethered to her essence rather than guarding by choice.
- Pressure Collapse: His armor sometimes vents with such force it flattens surrounding objects, as if the atmosphere itself bows to him. Observers note this effect occurs more often when Lord FartZord directly defends the Priestess, underlining his singular role.
Cross References
- 13HRP – 0055 – GrandMirror Priestess: Lord FartZord remains bound as her eternal guard, and every attempt to separate the two has failed.
- 13HRP – 0051 – Mirror World: His gas storms appear in multiple incursion reports, showing Lord FartZord’sinfluence across fractured corridors and emphasizing his territorial spread.
- 13HRP – 0060 – Plague Zygoun: Traces of plague spores sometimes appear in his emissions, suggesting Lord FartZord’s origin may connect to the ancient plague. Ongoing investigation links him with corrupted plague-bearers from early Mirror World histories.
Council Directive [Xikeony]
“Do not dismiss Entity 0069 because of its name. Ridicule is its camouflage. Fear is its weapon. Remember: the moment you laugh, the fumes already own you. Lord FartZord is no joke; treat him as a plague-born guardian whose presence ensures the Priestess remains untouchable.”
Last modified: 2025/09/11 at 05:11 am
Published: 2025/09/25 at 12:00 pm
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