Description

Entity 13HRP – 0033, called Magic Bean Monster, looks like an oversized bean with four legs and four stiff arms that move in a steady rhythm, making a clicking sound. Beneath its body hangs a cluster of udders that drip fluids of many kinds. Sometimes the fluid looks like milk; however, at other times it shines with color before fading into vapor. Its skin feels damp and pale, with a faint smell like cooked vegetables mixed with dairy. The creature can only move in one direction at once, pausing before it turns, as if locked in a clumsy dance.

It has a small mouth that can form simple words, but no eyes or clear senses. Even so, it walks with perfect care, avoiding objects with uncanny precision. Moreover, it weighs more than a lion but carries itself with a soft presence that often makes people feel pity rather than fear.

Strange Traits

At first sight, the Magic Bean Monster looks harmless. Yet its body mixes traits of plants, mammals, and anomalies in ways that do not fit normal science. Some think it is a hybrid held together by unknown forces. Others suggest its bean shape hides its true nature.

Researchers debate if this form is camouflage, adaptation, or something stranger. For example, some reports say its size shifts when seen indirectly, but tools record no change. Therefore, this paradox suggests it may exist partly outside of normal space, showing different faces depending on how it is observed.

Interview Notes

During a test, 13HRP – 0033 – Magic Bean Monster acted calm and friendly. It offered drinks from its udders, placing them in cups that formed out of thin air. The liquids ranged from milk to fizzy drinks to dark coffee-like brews. Though staff refused, it did not mind and left the cups behind. Tests showed only normal chemicals; however, no one could explain where the drinks came from.

The creature can chat in simple words but cannot follow complex talk. When given IQ tests, it refused, saying, “no eyes to see the questions.” Even so, it showed humor, liked company, and often repeated phrases in playful ways. Furthermore, it sometimes hummed while talking, as if joining in conversation.

Behavior During Talks

In long sessions, the 13HRP – 0033 – Magic Bean Monster hums for minutes at a time. As a result, some staff feel soothed, while others find the sound heavy and tense. This suggests it may be testing reactions or shaping its link with the room. In addition, its rhythm sometimes aligns with the building itself, creating unease among observers.

Incident Report

Researchers saw 13HRP – 0033 – Magic Bean Monster near people affected by reality splits. It offered them drinks, and some who accepted showed confusion and loss of focus. Doctors sedated them at once. Tests on the drinks showed nothing odd; nevertheless, the mental changes were clear. Therefore, this points to hidden effects that science cannot yet measure.

Signs of Contamination

After long contact, subjects spoke of “doors behind doors” and “a white hall of beans.” Though strange, the words repeated often across reports. This shows a memetic link. For instance, in one case a subject tried to crawl under the creature, calling its udders “keys” to another world. Another drew bean figures tied by corridors until collapse. Consequently, both events show deep mental pull.

Containment Rules

Entity 13HRP – 0033 stays in a 13 x 13 chamber with strong floors, bright lights, and full camera cover. Floors must be cleaned every six days to remove spilled milk. Meals arrive three times daily; however, it rarely eats. When given food, it arranges meals into even patterns, hinting at ritual or hidden code. Furthermore, any patterns must be logged in case they hold meaning.

Breach Notes

Thirteen breaches occurred. Each time, 13HRP – 0026 – Snow Fox appeared in the chamber without setting off alarms. On the thirteenth time, both creatures walked through a white door that formed on the north wall. The door closed after they left. Consequently, this suggests reality anchors may not work. Staff later saw flashes of white halls on camera feeds, reinforcing concerns about containment failure.

Council Warning

If 13HRP – 0026 – Snow Fox repeats this breach, termination will follow. The Council no longer accepts risk. 13HRP – 0033 – Magic Bean Monster must be recovered at once. Reality anchors must be reinforced without delay. The Council treats these failures as grave.

Extra Notes

Behavior: The Magic Bean Monster hums while pacing. Recordings reveal warped nursery tunes. At times, its hum matches machines or staff heartbeats, causing fear. Moreover, it adapts its pitch, suggesting intent.
Fluids: Most fluids look safe, but in two cases they turned to mist that lingered and whispered. Staff exposed to the mist reported headaches and dreams of endless bean fields. Therefore, fluids must be disposed of with care.
Origin Theories: Some say it bridges worlds, using fluids as rites. Others claim it lures victims. Some believe Hollow Engineers built it as a failed test. Another view says the bean form twists symbols of growth into corruption.
Links: Reports tie it to 13HRP – 0013 – Mushroom Women, hinting that spores mix into its fluids. Some claim to see 13HRP – 0002 – Hula the Skeleton, but proof is weak.

Comparisons

The Magic Bean Monster mixes humor and danger. Unlike Mushroom Women, who spread spores, or Snow Fox, who breaches walls, this entity tempts with food and drink. Therefore, its gifts echo cursed tales of meals that trap the soul.

For contrast, 13HRP – 0009 – The Jade Timepiece bends time itself. Together, these show a pattern: anomalies attack trust in simple things—food, time, friendship. As a result, this may be part of a larger plan or design.

Conclusion

Entity 13HRP – 0033 – Magic Bean Monster acts calm but hides danger. Its drinks mask mental risks. Study must continue, with focus on its link to Snow Fox and white doors. Moreover, the Council warns that anomalies act in groups, not alone.

The Magic Bean Monster is not a joke. It may be a key piece in a web of breaches that shake the world. Containment is fragile, and its ties suggest a plan that eats at reality itself. Therefore, vigilance and study remain essential.

Published: 2025/09/08 at 00:33 am

Published: 2025/09/09 at 12:00 pm

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