13HRP – 0123 – Mac Zurger Spokesmen
Description
13HRP – 0123 – Mac Zurger Spokesmen are humanoid entities that the Mac Zurger organisation employs to advertise restaurants, promote new establishments, and maintain a positive public image despite numerous disappearances linked to company properties.
Each spokesman has a highly abnormal appearance. They wear brightly coloured clown clothing together with an oversized burger-shaped hat. Multiple feelers extend from the head, while the mouth resembles that of a large slug and can open far wider than human anatomy should allow.
Although the upper body appears broadly human, the lower body differs significantly. The legs resemble those of a giant slug, which allows the spokesman to move slowly across most surfaces. A large shell remains attached to the back, creating the impression of excessive weight. Despite this, the entities show remarkable agility once they release the shell, often performing complex dances and exaggerated promotional routines.
Behaviour
Mac Zurger Spokesmen rarely show direct hostility.
Instead, they spend most of their time entertaining crowds, opening new Mac Zurger restaurants, advertising products, appearing at public events, and broadcasting promotional messages through 13HRP – 1035 – Hollow Liquid Screens.
The spokesman constantly redirects conversations away from missing persons reports, factory investigations, and employee disappearances. Witnesses frequently report feeling unusually calm and distracted while listening to promotional speeches, although researchers have not confirmed any hypnotic effect.
Whenever someone questions factory operations, the spokesman immediately changes the subject by encouraging nearby civilians to purchase food, attend promotional events, or celebrate another grand opening.
Mac Zurger Operations
Recovered documents indicate that Mac Zurger maintains an extensive network of restaurants, food production facilities, farms, and distribution centres across numerous regions.
While restaurants remain heavily populated, investigators have uncovered alarming results during multiple inspections of company-owned factories.
Individuals who enter restricted production facilities frequently fail to return.
Investigators cannot locate numerous employees listed on official payroll records, and surveillance footage often disappears shortly before they arrive.
Despite repeated disappearances, public attention consistently shifts back to advertising campaigns led by the Mac Zurger Spokesmen rather than ongoing investigations.
Researchers believe the organisation intentionally directs this shift.
Capture Attempts
Investigators conducted several operations to capture a Mac Zurger Spokesman for extended study.
The first four attempts failed after the entity escaped during transport.
During a fifth operation, investigators successfully confined one spokesman inside a magnetic distortion field for approximately one hour.
During questioning, the entity refused to answer direct questions about Mac Zurger’s food production facilities.
Instead, it repeatedly smiled before stating:
“Everyone agreed.”
The entity offered no further explanation.
Minutes later, the spokesman referenced 13HRP – 0004 – Johnny, describing him only as:
“The one who keeps the menu together.”
Researchers have not determined the full meaning of this statement.
Research Notes
Investigators now suspect that the Mac Zurger Spokesmen act as the public face of a much larger organisation.
Rather than operating independently, they maintain customer trust while directing attention away from activities behind factory walls.
Cross-referenced evidence suggests possible connections with:
- 13HRP – 0004 – Johnny
- 13HRP – 1035 – Hollow Liquid Screens
- Multiple unidentified Mac Zurger production facilities
- Numerous unresolved missing persons investigations
Containment Status
No team has developed a permanent containment procedure.
Mac Zurger Spokesmen can disappear from secure locations whenever observers interrupt direct visual contact, even for only a few seconds.
Current protocol forbids investigators from breaking visual contact during transportation or interrogation.
Teams must monitor any newly established Mac Zurger restaurant for spokesman activity and link it to existing Hollow Reality Project investigations when appropriate.
This version highlights an important shift: it transforms the spokesman from a strange clown mascot into the smiling face of a corporate conspiracy. They do not rely on physical power to create fear; instead, they remain cheerful while quietly steering attention away from something far darker in the background.
Last modified: 2026/07/07 at 03:51 am
Published: 2026/07/07 at 02:50 am
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