13HRP – 0059 – Xinzuc’s Sause
Description
Entity 13HRP – 0059, colloquially known as Xinzuc’s Sause, is a viscous, pinkish fluid discovered in sealed glass jars across the Mirror World (13HRP-0051). Although the labeling differs from jar to jar, all jars display a distorted face resembling a clown-like chef, its smile bent at impossible angles. Moreover, the text on the labels is partially illegible, yet words like “stupid,” “delight,” and “immortal flavor” consistently appear.
Additionally, Xinzuc’s Sause emits a faint hum at 13Hz, audible only to those within 3 meters. As a result, prolonged exposure not only triggers salivation but also produces cravings and intrusive thoughts about consuming the substance. Consequently, most witnesses describe the encounter with Xinzuc’s Sause as irresistible, often noting that the urge grows stronger with every second.
Properties
- Taste Hazard: Initial reports describe the flavor of Xinzuc’s Sause as “the best sauce ever tasted” while also being “unbearable.” Consequently, subjects oscillate rapidly between pleasure and disgust, unable to reconcile the two extremes. In some cases, they screamed in joy and horror at the same time.
- Addiction Vector: After one sample, subjects immediately demand more of Xinzuc’s Sause. If denied access, they experience violent withdrawal symptoms such as shaking, hallucinations of dripping pink liquid, and screaming phrases like “feed me the sauce.” Therefore, the substance creates an unbreakable craving cycle that escalates dangerously.
- Metabolic Alteration: Within 13 minutes of ingestion, the body begins producing excess fluid identical to Xinzuc’s Sause. It seeps from pores, eyes, and mouth. Unless treated quickly, the subject liquefies into a humanoid puddle of sauce. Moreover, this transformation occurs with alarming regularity, leaving almost no chance of recovery.
- Dream Spread: Survivors consistently report visions of rivers, oceans, and skies made of Xinzuc’s Sause in dreams. Furthermore, these dreams often lead to mass gatherings at food stalls within the Mirror World, where cultists chant in unison, “Drown in delight.” As a result, investigators suspect the dreams act as recruitment tools for sauce-based cults.
Containment Protocols
- Jars of Xinzuc’s Sause must be stored in vacuum-sealed containers at Site ██.
- Absolutely no tasting is permitted, regardless of cravings.
- Any staff showing compulsive desire for pink liquids must be quarantined immediately.
- Burned residue smells identical to fried chicken; therefore, hungry staff often attempt breaches during incineration, making constant oversight necessary. In addition, guards must rotate every thirteen minutes to reduce exposure to temptation.
Cross References
- 13HRP – 0047 – Butter Cult: Cult members mix Xinzuc’s Sause with ritual butter, creating a more dangerous hybrid substance known as “Grease of the Hollow.” As a result, ingestion accelerates body liquefaction within minutes.
- 13HRP – 0050 – Mac Zurger Robots: Units distribute packets of Xinzuc’s Sause in Mirror World fast-food chains. Tests confirm packets regenerate even after incineration, suggesting infinite supply and raising concerns about global contamination.
- 13HRP – 0018 – Mr Butter Worth: Claims to have been the “original supplier” of Xinzuc’s Sause. Whether this is delusion or truth remains contested; however, records link him to similar products. Moreover, his testimony implies a trade network older than recorded anomalies.
- 13HRP – 0004 – Johnny: Expressed disdain, saying: “The sauce is beneath me. Yet it tempts even gods.” This contradiction implies a deeper lure and perhaps a hidden rivalry with Xinzuc’s Sause itself.
Incident Report 59-B
At Facility ██, an operative opened a jar of Xinzuc’s Sause without gloves. Soon after, three staff members began fighting over a single drop that had splashed onto the floor. As the conflict escalated, the operative drank the rest, laughing uncontrollably before liquefying into a puddle. Furthermore, the puddle seeped through the floor and later reappeared in the Mirror World as a fountain of sauce. Consequently, chanting entities now visit the fountain of Xinzuc’s Sause regularly, treating it as a sacred shrine.
Assessment
Entity 0059 – Xinzuc’s Sause is not simply a food product but a memetic infection disguised as flavor. In effect, Xinzuc’s Sause consumes people as much as people consume it. Therefore, analysts stress this conclusion: the sauce does not feed you — it makes you part of the feast. Ultimately, it represents both nourishment and annihilation, leaving only one certainty: to taste Xinzuc’s Sause is to surrender.
Last modified 2025/09/11 at 01:43 am
Published: 2025/09/19 at 12:00 pm
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